We get to choose our friends, but not our family.
Is your best friend getting dorkier? Simple: upgrade with a cooler one. Why else are there Snowball 2′s and Comet Jr. Jr’s?
With family members however, your choices are limited, as you pretty much have no chance of replacing them for a better model.
Unless there was some karma lottery system that newborns got to participate in before coming out of mom, your baby is pretty much stuck with you and your family.
And so this is what my Daughter won from the karma lottery: