Imagine you had an abnormally long body part, and you went around places bothering people with your unusually long bodily appendage…And you got away with it.
That doesn’t sound right, does it? That probably sounds like a really inappropriate story. Well that’s pretty much the essence of this Mr. Tickle book.
Originally written by Roger Hargreaves in 1971, Mr. Tickle was the first book of the Mr. Men series. The story was inspired by Hargreaves’ son when he asked what a Tickle was.
The book starts off pretty chill with Mr. Tickle using his extraordinary long arms to do every day stuff, like grabbing a snack from the downstairs fridge in bed. Reading this the first time I immediately thought, “Damn, imagine if this guy played for the Raptors.” Then I realized they already had a guy like that on the team in Bruno Cabloco.
After that basketball related digression, I continued to read and that’s when things in get weird and questionable. As Mr. Tickle starts his day, he decides that he’s going to abuse his god-given abilities by going around tickling random people. The craziest part in the book is when Mr. Tickle actually goes to a school, hides under a window, and starts using his crazy long arms to tickle the teacher through a window in front of children.
The page in the book actually says the following:
“Eventually Mr. Tickle came to a school. There was nobody around, so, reaching his extraordinary long arms up to a high window ledge, Mr. Tickle pulled himself up and peeked in through the open window.”
Damn…Mr. Tickle’s got some issues.
Most of the stuff happening here would not fly in modern day. The book is a cute book, with cute drawings as you expect from a Mr. Men series story book for kids. But, wow, the premise was certainly made for a more innocent and simpler time.
I know, I’m overreacting and a bit immature, but Mr. Tickle himself knows what he’s doing. in fact in one part of the book, he basically says F’the police and starts tickling a traffic cop causing a huge traffic jam. He know’s what he’s doing, and he doesn’t give a damn about it.
I won’t spoil the rest of it but basically the dude goes on a rampage with his tickles.
Creepiness aside, this book is a must have for any parent who is looking to read a quick and silly story to their kid. Reading it before bedtime is probably not the best idea since there’s a tickling promptat the end of the book. So if you’re trying to calm your kid for bed – tickling is probably the last thing you want to do.
However, in terms of zaniness and entertainment value for the parent that’s reading it, it certainly one that I would recommend. While reading you can imagine all the ridiculousness this Mr. Tickle fellow has to offer.
Readability: 3/5 – Very easy read, but as a dad who loves doing accents, I wish there were more character lines.
Entertainment Value for Parent: 5/5 -I giggled and raised an eyebrow as the story progressed – great entertainment value for me.
Visuals: 4/5 – The pictures are not too colourful but some of the animations are one of a kind and fun.
Overall: 4/5 – This book has lasting appeal and really gives the parent something to giggle and chuckle in their head while reading.
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If you are reading this your life will change in a week. I know by now both you and your wife have been trying to conceive without success. I want to tell you both to not lose hope. By now both of you have learned that getting knocked up is not as easy as it seems like on TV and in movies, and both of you probably feel pretty down on yourselves.
In one week when your wife goes to the doctor to check up on pelvic pain, you’ll both realize that she did not pull or strain anything, and that it’s really her lady parts doing some Extreme Makeover: Home Edition for a new inhabitant.
Sorry to spoil the surprise a little but hear me out: Your life is about to change as things will never be the same, but the funny thing is, things will also feel so right.
Let me get some things out of the way. Your hometown Raptors will get swept in the playoffs, so don’t waste time there. I mean still cheer, but just know that it’s not the end of the world when the Wizards dismantle your team. The only significant thing about the playoffs is that you’ll find out she’s pregnant in at the doctor’s office while you stream the game with headphones on. The wife will come out, and give you a look that you’ll never forget.
Remember and savour that moment as I still do.
From the moment you find out, you’ll go through a lot of changes. Not nearly the same as your wife, but enough for you to realize that pregnancy is truly a shared experience.
For starters you will become the food police. Seriously, everything your wife puts in her mouth you’ll do a quick google search to see if it’s poisonous for her and the baby. My advice is to be reasonable but firm.
You’ll also learn that your wife will have crazy food swings, and get this: she’ll hate eating chicken. WTF right? How can she hatechicken? That’s your favourite animal!!! It’s just the hormones man. So stop reading and get an order of Popeyes in your system while you still can, cause the next nine months you can put a hold on eating poultry.
You’ll also buy a lot of crap. I mean a lot. Some stuff you didn’t even know existed. But don’t fret, most of the junk you buy is actually useful, so just smile and nod when she asks you if it’s okay to buy whatever. When you are shopping just don’t forget to have fun along the way. I know you will…I mean check this out:
Yep, you’ll still pull crap like this…And even though I’m warning you not to be an idiot, I know you’ll make it a goal to definitely do it.
Oh one final thing about buying stuff: your baby will be a little bit bigger, so just ease off on the newborn stuff.
So far, things sound okay, right? Well, here’s where you need to pay a little closer attention as I’m warning you now, not everything is as light-hearted and peachy.
You yourself will grow up more. I know you may think that you already know everything there is to know and that you are already mature. But something inside you will change, and you will somehow become more appreciative of life. You will appreciate your wife more, and definitely appreciate mom and dad more than ever. This is because you will begin to think like a parent and understand what they went through.
What does “thinking like a parent” mean? Basically you’ll begin to worry about things. A lot of things. You’ll have some insecurities about your role as a husband and father. You’ll have many nights of waking up and googling answers. You will dig though forums and message boards to see whether what your wife is experience is common. Let me tell you this, the more you read into it, the worse it becomes. But you have a big role in all of this. The thing is you need to keep your wife sane and calm during those moments, so be the strong, calm, optimistic husband that you are.
Weeks 6, 8, 20, and 25 will be scary and both you and your wife will go through some heavy stuff. But just know that after each of these episodes, your bond with your wife will become even stronger, and both of you will be able to talk and laugh about these moments eventually. I’ll spare you the details, but you’ll quickly learn that pregnancy is f*cking scary.
You’ll also figure out that most people who share great news about pregnancy on social media are not trying to brag about their happiness, but rather they are simply celebrating all of the little triumphs after facing the scary moments.
Your perspective will change and you’ll never fear and doubt so much in your life, but that’s just the process of it all. Just protect your wife and yourself, and the rest will take care of itself.
You know how you think you’re so cool in taking street photos? Well that part of your life will draw to an end. Bummer right? Well not quite, you’ll quickly find a new photography outlet, and trust me: it’s wonderful. And if you’re not convinced, let me tell you this: you’ll have a last hurrah so to speak with taking pictures. In fact, you’ll ditch your pregnant wife to go to New York for something photography related, and it will be one of your best moments but also one of your tougher moments. You know what I said about appreciating your wife? You will reallyappreciate her after this, so never forget it even if she eventually does.
One thing I want to warn you about is to go to the movies while you still can. I can tell you that the last movie you’ll watch before becoming a dad will totally be worth it, and your wife will make it through the entire movie. Unfortunately, the same cannot be said for Han Solo. (Oops spoiler). Just relax and try to watch the movie without worrying that her water will break. It’ll still be a few days until it really happens.
Here’s a warning though, it might be a good idea to stock up on spicy Korean noodles around the time she’s due. Just saying.
At this point you are probably wondering about the finish line. Well, let me just tell you that your wife will have a smooth labour and delivery. However, both of you will be faced with some complications after the delivery. It’ll be scary, and both of you will be tested. Just know that you’ll both tough it through. Simply trust in your love for your wife, and trust in your strength as a husband. I know you hate asking for help, but you will need to swallow your pride and ask for help. So just face it now: your family and friends will pull through, huge.
I know what I told you sounds frightening, but I am not trying to scare you or warn you to change course.
As a matter of fact the journey you are about to embark on is totally worth it. As I type this now both your wife and baby are sound asleep and everything just feels right. There’s no better feeling than what I am feeling right now, and I’m damn excited for what you are about to face in the coming year.
Enjoy every moment you are about to experience, because in one year’s time you would want to remind yourself all the awesome you just went through.
You From One Year Later Today
P.S. For whatever reason you’ll deciding that “growing” a “beard” is a great idea. Well this photo might convince you otherwise:
Last month I wrote a guest post on Canadian Dad. I received a bunch of positive response from this post and I’m really glad I was able to highlight what’s it like to be on leave. Below is the original version of my post.
“So you’re going to be off for five month eh? You’ll have plenty of time to catch up on Netflix!”
“Five months? You’re going to be playing so much COD (Call of Duty)!”
“That’s a long time, won’t you get bored?”
Before going on my parental leave, that was the typical response I received when I told family, friends, co-workers, or even strangers that I was taking close to half a year off for the birth of our daughter.
I began to think that being a dad for the first time was going to be a sweet vacation. I mean, I won’t have to be with the baby all the time, right?
I can binge watch a little, work on that photography project that I wanted to do for years, or play videogames like I did when I was a teenager.
This is going to be an awesome, awesome vacation!
Then on Christmas night- as cliché as it can be – our 7lbs 14oz bundle of joy arrived.
And in an instant, all of those silly thoughts disappeared.
I’m sure many of you parents can agree: the first month is a write-off. Your mind, body, and soul belongs to your new little blob. You can also agree that, though the first month is difficult for dad, it is 100 times more difficult for the new mom.
For my wife and I, we made use of the fact that I was going to be off for five months by ensuring that I would be as involved as possible.
We made sure that I was earning every single moment of this vacation.
The truth is, though my job and Employment Insurance (Go Canada!) allowed me to take more time than most others, we are still taking a hit financially to make it work. Not all families have this option, and I can understand the raised eyebrows when people learn how much time I’m taking off.
Of course, there are those who go a little further and undermine the decision that I’ve made, as they are perhaps even little jealous of my situation. Through their eyes, they see me as some lucky dude who has the luxury of taking five months off as a vacation.
They don’t understand that when you’re off on parental leave, it’s not a vacation and that you also become more involved and accountable for your growing family unit. They don’t see the side where you are immediately available to take your wife and baby to the Emergency Room; or where you are able to call an ambulance in the middle of the night without having to tell your boss you won’t be in; or where you don’t have to ask a co-worker to cover for you after speaking to a tele-health nurse about your daughter’s fever.
They don’t see those things, and I suppose it may be my fault for only showing the good side. To them they only see the fruits of the work I put in – you know, those silly photos, status updates that I post on social media. The thing is this was not me bragging about my situation, this was just me relishing the hard earned vacation I was having.
I love (and am loving) every minute of it. If we have another kid and if it were financially feasible, I will no doubt choose to take the same or more time off.
You see, there’s also an added benefit to being there from the get-go: I am damn confident in my dad abilities.
She needs a changing after front and back poop… in the dark? Boom. Done. She’s wearing button-on shirt today, with jeans and socks? Boom. Done. She won’t burp? Burp. Done. Mom needs to go out all day to help a friend? Done, and I’ll have dinner ready by six.
There’s no better feeling than to feel confident and competent as a father and husband. I sincerely feel that had I taken only a few weeks off, I don’t think I would feel the way that I feel right now.
Every day I am rewarded with something new from my daughter. Whether it was her first smile, first laugh, or most recently her first babbling conversation: I’m here to witness it.
And there’s no better thing in the world, and it was simply the best decision I ever made.
Now with two months left to go on my parental leave, it truly does feel like a vacation. Instead of binge-watching Netflix, I binge-watch my daughter figuring out the world. Instead of playing videogames at night, I play how do we get her to sleep through the night.
I truly do not want it to end, as it really has become an awesome, awesome vacation.